Uh, no. You have a very tiny dick! C'mon, what do you think? Enough with the rhetorical questions already (lucky bastard!). Yes, if by average you mean huge, then sure, you're average. And I'd love to have every average inch of you inside me. Are you average? Yes.For a horse.WOW.Good for you and anyone who gets to play with it! Congratulations! Oh my God! Where are you darling? You are the man of my life and I want to reach you as soon as possible! Like they say."You can't eat just one".Would love to find that in my next tin of Lays.